lennonlocked: n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material. *lounges seductively with boxsets and takeaway menus*
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: the-manila-institute: benedictedcumberbabeof221: partypetunia: pizz4s: I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
sunshien: i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: the-winchester-initiative: good-angel-bad-wolf: luciferisasexybagofdicks: badwolflaurel: froghat: satisfactual:steamboat-willies: let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film #you’ll be in our hearts #always so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki if you look hard enough his...
HAPPY 1000 DAYS IN HELL ADAM
thirdtimecharmed: bishoptakethewheel: supernaturallychallenged:
moustacherlock: dick-of-darkness: dumbpointyanimeshades: whys tumblr always so dead on sundays no post on sundays
sarahtheimpossible: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.