I have 100% decided I’m gonna be a bearded lady for halloween. Oh so stoked. :D
How many different ways can I say this…?
Having a beard automatically makes your face more awesome.
Having a beard makes me want to put my face on your face.
Having a beard gives you serious date-ability points.
Also, fuck-ability points.
Gentlemen, please consider adding a beard to your wardrobe.
That is all.